Clubbing @ Redang

Malam terakhir kat Redang.. Dah nama pown malam last. Apa lagi? Take a boat and off we go to Long Beach. Long Beach is far more happening compared to Redang Mutiara. Clubbing!

When I arrive there, lepak2 la mengadap pantai. Then, orang sebelah mula ajak sembang. Dont want to upset him and make him cakap sorang2. So, layan je la. At first, ok lagi. When he starts to talk nonsense, proud of himself (macam hebat sangat), I start to fed up. He talk non-stop. Did he know I'm fed up here? Hello?? After half an hour maybe, mamat tu dah takde topik. So, dye ajak p tengok BLUE SAND lak. Adoyai~ Try mengelak, and went somewhere else. Fuh. Nasib baik dye tak cari.

Time sembunyi2 tu la jumpa boatman. He was a friendly guy (agaknya. tak pown, buat2 jew). Lepak la kat situ lak. Dekat 1 club tu. Dapat la hilangkan dahaga. Walaupun minum tak banyak mana, juz 1 gelas CARLSBERG jew, tapi MABUK gak. Normally minum banyak2 yang ley mabuk. Tapi not for this one. One glass is enough for me. Special nye. Memang pergh lah rasa dye. Hanya orang yang minum benda yang sama jew yang taw. Mabuk, mabuk gak. Tapi kaki p ikowt si Black tu. Maybe sebab mabuk. Blue sang, I'm on my way! Rupanya, benda ni yang diorang dok kata blue sand tuh. I guess, the real name is PLANKTON.

Now, its time to meet my friend, anak tokey resort yang kitorang stay tu. As I walk to the other side od the beach, someone followed me. Gabra gler. Dengan gelap nye. Rupanya, si Black tu yang follow. While waiting for my friend, Black p cakap pe ntah. Tak dapat nak focus. Tengah mabuk. My brain is not functioning well. Juz ingat a little bit jew. Yang ingat, dye tak habis ajak p club n cakap pasal arak. Awal2 ajak p dekat2 je dengan club tu. Aku p la, tapi sampai kat entrance jew. Tak lama lepas tu, ajak p tengah2, tempat ramai orang mabuk menari2. Gler pew? Dah la ajak masuk, tak habis cakap pasal arak lak tuh. Yang murah, yang mahal, semua ada. Kalau aku masuk, aku dah dapat agak dah pe akan jadi. I'll be drunk, eventhough I'm drunk. Aku pening gler kat situ. Cukup la mabuk kat entrance tu jew. No need to go inside. Dah la busuk (bau arak, lelaki yang berpeluh..), lagu kuat gler lak tuh. Scary owh. Siot gler mamat tuh. I thought he was a nice guy, rupanya, that guy tu lah yang mengajak kepada keburukan. Thank God, my friend saves me. Thank you..

Pe lagi, dah ada yang selamatkan, cepat2 p tempat laen. Sementara tunggu semua berkumpul untuk balik resort, ad dua orang guy mabuk ni datang dekat. Meremang bulu roma. Rupanya, diorang nak tanya mana Laguna (tempat diorang stay). Kalau diorang maen2, lepas orang bagi taw katne, diorang gelak2, memang dah kena FLYING KICK dah. Dah la mulut busuk bau arak! Nasib la tak kata, "Laguna? You go straight, until u see a blinking light (bot sebenarnya. kan dekat bot ada lampu)". Biar diorang rasa.

After all the clubs there are closed, we went back to our resort to get a good night sleep. Elok2 letak kepala atas bantal, terus lena.

* actually, aku minum 1 gelas Carlsberg yang berisi milo. Tak la minum Carlsberg. Gelas jew. Isi dye Milo. Milo tu yang buat aku macam mabuk. Terhuyung-hayang. Sebab terhuyung hayang? Bukan mabuk, juz mengantuk..

Sipadan, Mabul, Kapalai

Wee~ Sabah was awesome! Rasa macam tak nak balik jew. The resort was superb. Except for the food. Part tu kurang sikit coz diorang masak untuk mat saleh kowt. Kowt la. Coz ada pekerja kat situ kata, kitorang group Melayu paling ramai. Nampak sangat Melayu tak p kat situ. Huhu.. takpe lah. Abaikan. Yang penting, I have fun there. C= .

Sampai2 je kat resort on the 9th June, ramai yang sambut. Hehe.. Macam VIP la pulak. siap dapat wet tissue tu.. untuk lap2 muka yang dah lesu + berminyak. Then, truz dapat makan. Meja dah siap reserve. Dapat meja panjang. Ye la, 14 orang. Mana tak panjang kan? Lepas makan, kena letak diving equipment dalam bakul lak. Equipment tu simpan kat dive center. Nanti, pekerja situ yang pasangkan equipment n bawak masuk dalam bot. BAHAGIA gler. Maklum la.. Tak payah buat sendiri. Hehe.. Dah siap asingkan equipment, dapat p kat bilik. Pergh! Jauh gler! Kat ujung kott. Sampai2 bilik, siap2 untuk orentation dive. DonDon DM kitorang. Untuk Rangers lak, Linda. Penat gler orentation dive. Current kuat. Baru terjun, dah kena tarik dengan current. Belum sempat dive lagi. Time dive lagi la penat. Tercungap-cungap. Fuh! Nak lawan current, tak terdaya. Coz the fins that i wear doesn't fit me well. Hampir2 cramp nak lawan current. Tunggu masa jew bila nak abez dive. Tak selesa sangat2. At last, abez gak dive. Alhamdulillah.. After the dive, we take a shower n watch the beautiful sunset. It was awesome. Bila dah agak2 gelap, hidangan sudah tersedia. It's dinner time! Lepas makan, mengantuk lak. Apa lagi, balik bilik yang nun jauh di sana tu, tdo. Padahal, belum pukul 9 pown. tapi, dah tak terdaya. Bunyi fon fown tak sedar dah.

2nd day, pukul 5 lbey dah terjaga dah. Tapi, 6 lbey baru bangun dari katil. Hehe.. Dah cerah dah time tu. Maklum la.. Kat Sabah matahari dye sejam awal compared to Semenanjung. Siap2 p breakfast, patah balik bilik n get ready for diving! Today, we dive at Siamil. First dive today, nampak eel (bukan moray eel. Moray eel warna itam. Yang ni kuning), PIGMY SEAHORSE (first time nampak. It was so small. Kuku yang kontot ni lagi besar), ikan buntal, frog fish and colourful nudibranch. Break kat Siamil. Then dive lagi. Petang tu nampak turtle. Yeay! Tapi, Uncle Ed nye board hilang dengan tak sengajanya. Lepas lunch last dive for today. Mandi, lepak2 jap, tunggu sunset, dinner, tdo. Tapi, before tdo, kitorang lepak kat Sandy Island. Man made. Bila air surut je ada. Bila air pasang, hilang, tenggelam.

3rd day, dive kat Mabul. First dive tak best sangat. Nothing much to see. Banyak tower jew (ada orang tenggelamkan, so thet coral ley melekat n hidup kat situ). Next dive, macam biasa, nudibranch, cuttlefish.. plus, dragon net, leaf fish, mantis shrimp, snake eel, garden ell, barracuda, 3 spotted snapper(Semua nak tulis. Kolot betul).

4th day.. Sipadan, I'm coming! Hehe.. Guess what? Today, we have to wake up early. First dive at 5.30am. Best gler kat sana (eventhough tak sempat pape lagi, camera dah leaking). Kat Sipadan, it was a wall dive. Kena control buoyancy betul2. Endless. Tak tau la actually berapa dalam tempat tu. Bila pandang bawah, tak nampak pape. Gelap gelita. Hoho.. Gabra la gak. Tapi, tak lama lepas tu, ok dah. There are a lot of sharks n turtles. Siap p turtle cave. Awesome.!Splendid! (tapi, entrance je r. Kitorang ramai kott. Plus, DonDon dah lama tak dive kat Sipadan. Tu yang dye tak bawak masuk). Turtle cave is the cave where there are turtles n dolphins' skeleton. They died inside. Bila masuk, then tak jumpa jalan keluar, itulah yang akan berlaku. 4 dives babe kat Sipadan. Half day there. Tengah hari balik hotel. Dah tak ley dive after that. Esoknya dah kena naik flight. tak ley dive within 18-24 hours before boarding.



5th day. Kena packing dah ke? Tak puas lagi kat sini. Taknak balik lagi!!